Ya know what? Now that all the things from yesteryear has circled again into reputation once more, I suppose I’m not stunned that this did, too. It’s, nonetheless, the sort of shit I like waking as much as for hilarity’s sake. This week, Austin, Texas-based weirdo noise musician Danny Tantrum was, effectively, a fucking weirdo. They pooped onstage in entrance of all of the disgusted attendees there after which shoveled that shit of their mouth like they hadn’t eaten all day. There’s footage of it that Tantrum posted, you can entry right here if that’s your factor. It’s nearly 2025—we don’t kink disgrace (overtly).
Tantrum was performing with Schizing Out and Terminal on the Coral Snake in Austin, although these two acts seemingly saved no matter backside rot they’d occurring inside their pants. Tantrum perched themselves up on a stool like some artsy fuckin gargoyle earlier than unleashing the underside beast, watching it dollop right into a hospital pan on the ground. They then, excitedly, reached into the pan and ate it. The GG Allin meets the “Mad Pooper” from S3E12 of Bob’s Burgers act led to employees making an attempt to cease the movement earlier than it bought out of hand, BUTT to no avail. The present was then understandably reduce quick.
What makes this story even higher to me is how the employees dealt with it. They, in fact, made Tantrum strap up with cleansing provides, however additionally they tried to get the entire viewers members who loved the defecation to assist clear it up as effectively. That’s truthful, I suppose.
Although Tantrum says the act was carried out with no in poor health will in the direction of the venue, the Coral Snake understandably nonetheless took this to coronary heart. They shared a message to all the opposite native venues, urging them to not e-book Tantrum sooner or later for the defacing defecation.
I’m certain I’m not the primary one to consider this, however Austin—in the event you’re metropolis slogan is to “Hold Austin Bizarre,” can y’all actually be upset when a weirdo does bizarre shit? Actually makes ya assume…of poop.