Throughout an look on Invoice Maher’s podcast “Membership Random,” Child Rock revealed that he not too long ago had a vasectomy. His choice to have the process apparently got here shortly after ending his relationship with longtime fiancée Audrey Berry late final yr.
Recalling the main points of the surgical procedure, Rock began by telling Maher that the story was “f*cking truly hilarious.”
The musician admitted that earlier than he started researching vasectomies, he didn’t know a lot about them. “I’m like, ‘Alright, I gotta get this stuff minimize off, or no matter they do.’” Rock mentioned, alluding to the truth that he incorrectly thought the surgical procedure entailed eradicating his precise testicles.
“I’m beneath the impression, like, ‘They simply minimize your n*ts off?’ Like, no, no, no. They simply minimize a bit of factor in there.”
Rock then defined that the “worst half” of the process truly occurred beforehand when the medical doctors had been prepping the surgical space.
“It’s one other dude washing your b*lls, preparing for surgical procedure,” he recalled.
“Now right here’s the f*cked up half, Invoice – that I can’t imagine I’m gonna admit this on no matter we’re on – is that you just’re sitting there and there’s a dude washing your b*lls. Now take into consideration this: Somebody begins scratching your again and also you don’t know who it’s — feels good,” Rock admitted with a smile.
The musician then defined that he tried to distract himself from the stimulating state of affairs. “I’m [thinking about] like, f*cking baseball, who hit probably the most residence runs in historical past?’ I’m like, ‘If I f*cking pop a b*ner proper now, am I g*y?’ That is f*cked up.’”
He continued: “By the way in which, you understand what the physician’s identify was? I’m not making this up. Dr. Johnson. No sh*t.
“So, I’m already having an excellent snigger in there – Now I’m on the desk, he is available in. He’s like, ‘What kind of music do you wanna hearken to?’ I’m like, ‘Something [that] retains you calm.’ Motherf*cker places on Metallica.”