The Callous Daoboys‘ Maddie Caffrey guides us by their newest launch, ‘I Don’t Need To See You In Heaven’, which is ready for launch on Could 16.
I. Assortment Of Forgotten Goals
“Up prime right here I’m not precisely positive how a lot I can reveal pre-release so if I get reduce off that’s why. That is additionally the primary observe and it ought to actually converse for itself or slightly our — “
Schizophrenic Legacy
“We needed to put this heavy chaotic one proper up prime so any of yall purists who don’t love the pop stuff could be relaxation assured that we’re nonetheless that band.
Additionally unsure who Carson’s mad at however there’s a hook on this one which’s imply as hell. like imply imply like them previous glassjaw songs. (are all of em kinda imply….?)”
Full Moon Steering
“At this second I’ll say, me – maddie talking – that is my favourite track on the file. Of all of the sounds we’ve chased through the years, I notably love that we’ve captured a little bit of an emo-tinged early The Mars Volta— if Carson spoke a little bit espanol on this one I believe they’d ship us a C&D.
Possibly my opinion will change later so don’t maintain me to it, but when y’all might do me a favor and run this one up a little bit additional on streaming providers so it might keep within the setlists that may be dope thanks.”
Two Headed Trout
“Odds are in the event you’re studying this you’ve already heard this one otherwise you’re a kind of nerds that don’t hearken to the singles bc they wish to hear the album in full. (if the label tells me our singles flopped im blaming yall) Anyhow, some chud YouTube reviewer referred to this track as “paying the payments” and to not be a lion regarding himself with the opinions of sheep— however in the event you had this absolute moneymaker within the chamber wouldn’t you wanna take a shot?”
Tears On Lambo Leather-based
“If I mentioned this was a badass nu-metal observe that was interrupted by moments of pink pantheress-style chill D&B you’d most likely simply be like yeah…. that’s simply what yall sound like now…. and yeah truthful and perhaps we’ll do it once more later however for now we’ve bought this one topped off with a characteristic from our boy Adam from Orthodox and he sounds scary as fuck!!!!”
Lemon
“This one isn’t a lot us “promoting out” as it’s us beating these dumbass metalcore bands at their very own sport. We’re on LP3 now— time for a half assed try at a pop track proper? open chug nonsense with some synths on prime and essentially the most uninspired refrain so the radio stations are completely happy and a overdone breakdown shoe-horned into the bridge so the metalcore followers can nonetheless mislead themselves about this being heavy.
That’s not how we do issues right here. This shit appears like Sting and it’s really good and we didn’t even want a breakdown. Go help your native pay to performs and washed up revivals in the event you’re searching for what I described above.”
Physique Horror For Birds
“I can’t write something humorous about this and if there’s any single observe that needs to be an actual shock I believe it’s this one.”
The Demon Of Unreality Limping Like A Canine
“Once more, in the event you’re studying this you’ve already heard this one, hopefully you watched the actually sick double video we put out with this one and two headed trout— in truth I’m kinda placing the pen down right here as a result of I can’t actually consider something snarky to say about this one and it’s already out on the planet so you must simply go watch that video as a substitute of studying this text.”
Fool Temptation Pressure
“In case there’s any dweebs left listening which can be like ooouuu owww owwiee i simply can’t do all these genres adjustments — fuck you Japanese metropolis pop second in the midst of a nasty mathcore observe as a result of why not??”
Douchebag Safari
“This one is like if Sonny by no means left From First To Final and so they simply let him wub out on the observe as a substitute of going solo and altering the form and sound of recent music for the subsequent decade plus. Okay not likely however like kinda……
Additionally I believe that is a kind of observe names that was initially a demo identify and I for positive thought Carson would identify this one one thing else by the point the file was executed however I’m glad it stayed as a result of the title actually says all of it!”
Distracted By The Mona Lisa
“I received’t lie out of the songs on the file that is perhaps the one one I used to be a little bit nervous about at first. Of all of the methods for us to drag, an easycore main key pop punk track appeared out of the query. We’re practically a decade into this band and it has taken so many twists and turns and the one constant fact is that we are able to actually do something. Nothing is has ever felt off limits. I don’t suppose we might really feel this manner with out having help round us that believes in us as strongly as y’all have through the years— yall give us permission to confidently do precisely what we would like, regardless of how left subject it might be.
For these of yall who didn’t give us permission to place out an easycore track— I promise there are many different moments on the file you’ll like.”
II. Decide Out
“okay that is like that point when [information redacted]…”
III. Nation Music In Reverse
“You get your woman again, your truck again, your canine again….”
Who mentioned we couldn’t write an 11+ minute closing observe? I don’t suppose anybody actually mentioned that however it’s a little bit loopy proper? Very like the joker this twisted shit is simply regular to us right here on the callous daoboys llc. Clocking in at 11:48 this track has every thing— a sax solo, a characteristic from a hometown screamo band, an precise infringement of the The Mars Volta’s copyright, and perhaps another Easter eggs. If this appears like an excessive amount of to your meager consideration span, go forward and delete tiktok off your cellphone and let your mind get again to regular.”